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Poet's corner - Two limericks

Written by Ryman Healthcare
on April 08, 2020

Limerick 1
A smart little kitten called Jade,
disappeared when about to be spayed.
She returned in a while
with a smug pussy smile
and the six little kittens she'd made.

Limerick 2
She wanted a white bishon frise.
She pleaded, went down on her knees,
But her husband said  "No.
Doggie come, hubby go."
Now the dog and she do as they please.

Dawn Marshall
Ngaio Marsh Retirement Village

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