Limerick 1
A smart little kitten called Jade,
disappeared when about to be spayed.
She returned in a while
with a smug pussy smile
and the six little kittens she'd made.
Limerick 2
She wanted a white bishon frise.
She pleaded, went down on her knees,
But her husband said "No.
Doggie come, hubby go."
Now the dog and she do as they please.
Dawn Marshall
Ngaio Marsh Retirement Village
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Ryman was founded in 1984 and has become one of New Zealand’s largest listed companies. The company owns and operates 45 retirement villages in New Zealand and Australia which are home to more than 13,900 residents and the company employs 6,800 team members.
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